Advice for Life

If all else fails, take pictures of yourself (looking in a mirror is also acceptable). Put on a costume. Tie a ribbon in your hair. Sunglasses? Put some music on. Beyonce? The Bird and The Bee. 

If all else fails, look at this list: www.youshouldhaveseenthis.com. Watch the newscaster fall and moan more than once.

If all else fails, watch Intervention. It always offers perspective. When is DogTown coming on? I love happy endings.

If all else fails, make A List. Try to cross one thing off it by the end of the day. ex: Make lunch. Check. ex: Travel to Spain. Less Check. 

If all else fails, call Emily. Sit in the backyard. 

If all else fails, organize your iTunes. Correctly name all "track 01"s, etc.

If all else fails, write in your journal (it's like a blog only a little more private). Get a nice pen. 

If all else fails, go for a walk. Or, better yet, research nearby gyms. On the computer. Then add "join gym" to A List.